I'm gonna have a badass scar
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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