Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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