Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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