i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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