a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I supernannyed him into submission
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
