Tell her she can't have a vagina
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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