Do you still have your period?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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