I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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