She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.