She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.