My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Randomize
