the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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