you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
