If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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