Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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