I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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