Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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