my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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