i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
23 Strangest Things That Gave Dudes A Boner
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
These 21 People Shouldn’t Be Giving Dating Advice
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed