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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn

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  what?

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  i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.

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• (818): View more from California

  I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed

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