Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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