I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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