dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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