woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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