R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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