Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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