We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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