Tell her she can't have a vagina
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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