Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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