Me too!
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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