its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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