My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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