Sry I called you an 8
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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