I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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