I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
