I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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