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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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