at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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