...so i touched it.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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