I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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