white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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