Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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