Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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