yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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