they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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