Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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