ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
third nipple confirmed
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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