i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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