No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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