you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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