If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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