it was like his penis was on wheels.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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