i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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