Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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