This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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