I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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