People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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