Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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