I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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