I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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