Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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